Dylan Moran: Dr Cosmos

Dylan Moran: Dr Cosmos



09 Nov 20:00 - 22:30 - Newcastle upon Tyne
Tyne Theatre & Opera House

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BAFTA and Perrier award winning comedian Dylan Moran embarks on his brand new tour – Dr Cosmos. Moran will offer his unique take on love, politics, misery and the everyday absurdities of life, all served with poetical panache from one of the finest comedians of his generation

Moran has been called the Oscar Wilde of comedy and his famed style – deadpan, witty and crackpot lyricism – promises to be an unmissable journey through his interpretations of the world, swerving cliche to offer a cutting blow to our idiosyncrasies.

Dylan Moran said: “It’s dinner time in the monkey house, and I’ve got the spoon”

Praise for Dylan Moran:



**** “Trumping Shakespeare, he reduces life to four ages: “Child, failure, old and dead”. Faced with one-liners as killing as that the world suddenly seems a better place.” – The Telegraph

**** “His comedy takes on an existential dimension, as tubby, nicotine-starved, emasculated Moran comes to represent the struggles we all wage for meaning and connection” – The Guardian

**** “High-octane riffs from Irish master of grumpiness…spellbinding” – Evening Standard

**** “In his heightened ideas and vocabulary, Moran compulsively swerves clichés as he builds up layers of laughs… funny and fascinating, and utterly deserving of his place in the modern classics’ – The Times

Presented by Mick Perrin Worldwide Ltd

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